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WRUF-FM is a radio station broadcasting a country music format in Gainesville, Florida. It is owned by the University of Florida. While the university is a non-profit organization owned by the State of Florida, WRUF-FM and its AM sister station 850 WRUF, are operated as commercial radio stations, in contrast to co-owned NPR member station 89.1 WUFT-FM, a non-commercial outlet. The studios and offices are in Weimer Hall on Stadium Road in Gainesville.
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