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\"Play with Fire\" is a song by the English rock band the Rolling Stones, originally released as B-side to the song \"The Last Time\". It was later included on the American release of their 1965 album Out of Our Heads.
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Horst Janssen was a German draftsman, printmaker, poster artist and illustrator. He had a prolific output of drawings, etchings, woodcuts, lithographs and wood engravings.
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Sha Qianli was a Chinese male politician, who served as the vice chairperson of the Chinese People's Political Consultative Conference.
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