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{"type":"standard","title":"Keed Talk to 'Em 2","displaytitle":"Keed Talk to 'Em 2","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q117322806","titles":{"canonical":"Keed_Talk_to_'Em_2","normalized":"Keed Talk to 'Em 2","display":"Keed Talk to 'Em 2"},"pageid":73289100,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/9/90/Keed_Talk_To_Em%27_2.jpg","width":316,"height":316},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/9/90/Keed_Talk_To_Em%27_2.jpg","width":316,"height":316},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1281603006","tid":"f0bc71b4-0641-11f0-94c7-59c1b4045c39","timestamp":"2025-03-21T10:47:53Z","description":"2023 studio album by Lil Keed","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Keed_Talk_to_'Em_2","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Keed_Talk_to_'Em_2?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Keed_Talk_to_'Em_2?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Keed_Talk_to_'Em_2"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Keed_Talk_to_'Em_2","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Keed_Talk_to_'Em_2","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Keed_Talk_to_'Em_2?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Keed_Talk_to_'Em_2"}},"extract":"Keed Talk to 'Em 2 is the third and final studio album by American rapper Lil Keed. It was posthumously released through YSL Records and 300 Entertainment on March 17, 2023. The album features guest appearances from JetsonMade, Nav, Lil Gotit, Big Sean, Offset, Trippie Redd, KayCyy, Young Thug, Cordae, Karlae, Lil Jairmy, Dolly White, StickBaby, and Fridayy. Production was handled by JetsonMade himself, Sidereal, Benji, Mars, HGbeatzzz, SkiPass, Distance Decay, Aarne, Rip, Chubbs, Saucemankeys, Jee, Diormade, Zkup, Wiogotitturnt, BlazeOnDaBeatz, Levi Bandito, CB, AJCookin, Aidan Han, AJax, Shottie, London on da Track, Desro, Bankroll Got It, DoppyBeatz, Diego Ave, Einer Bankz, Foster, LukeComeOn, Wheezy, BlouBlood, Gxra, Kimchi, Grimlin, Emman, Bryvn, and NikoTheGreat. The album was entirely mastered by Joe LaPorta and was supported by two singles, \"Long Way to Go\" and \"Self Employed\". It serves as the sequel to Keed's 2018 mixtape, Keed Talk to 'Em.","extract_html":"
Keed Talk to 'Em 2 is the third and final studio album by American rapper Lil Keed. It was posthumously released through YSL Records and 300 Entertainment on March 17, 2023. The album features guest appearances from JetsonMade, Nav, Lil Gotit, Big Sean, Offset, Trippie Redd, KayCyy, Young Thug, Cordae, Karlae, Lil Jairmy, Dolly White, StickBaby, and Fridayy. Production was handled by JetsonMade himself, Sidereal, Benji, Mars, HGbeatzzz, SkiPass, Distance Decay, Aarne, Rip, Chubbs, Saucemankeys, Jee, Diormade, Zkup, Wiogotitturnt, BlazeOnDaBeatz, Levi Bandito, CB, AJCookin, Aidan Han, AJax, Shottie, London on da Track, Desro, Bankroll Got It, DoppyBeatz, Diego Ave, Einer Bankz, Foster, LukeComeOn, Wheezy, BlouBlood, Gxra, Kimchi, Grimlin, Emman, Bryvn, and NikoTheGreat. The album was entirely mastered by Joe LaPorta and was supported by two singles, \"Long Way to Go\" and \"Self Employed\". It serves as the sequel to Keed's 2018 mixtape, Keed Talk to 'Em.
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