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Alexander Charles Irwin was an American Negro leagues pitcher and manager for several years before the founding of the first Negro National League.
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The 399th Tactical Missile Wing is an inactive United States Air Force unit. The unit was formed in 1985 by the consolidation of two inactive units.
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